It hits better than I do
My journeyman life of wealth and fame began in the Hoosier State (we’re proud of it, folks), and my codes have read IN, MO, PA, A-Wien. Currently, I’m installing cybernetic implants to improve my vision, hearing, and memory. That’s of course when I’m not shapeshifting and taking the form of a grizzled brown bear in the timber forests of Southwest City. All of this is made possible by my very useful and lucrative M.A. in Comparative Religion (I highly recommend graduate school to everyone). But that’s enough about me…who the heck are you?
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That would be Pujols if he weren't on steroids...
What about Ryan Howard, Rico? I'll let my slugger get tested if you'll do the same with yours.
I'm also pretty sure that my hometown hero Ron Reed was on the juice. What do you think?
All I know is that Reed saved Game Two of the 1980 World Series for Philadelphia against Kansas City. And he did it fueled only by meat and potatoes, like any good Indiana boy.
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